Maadran  bharjai
haas rass(humor) kavita

sunno taraz kavishri de shaikk ji,
viaah ke nawiN bharjai liyandi laikk ji,
maTha chand de samaan riha tehak ji,
gall solaN aanay sach an wadeyaee maarni.
viahi Anglo middle fail sardarni!

vauhTi patli patang jaani chhing jee,
bhaweiN Hindu howe bhaweiN howe Singh jee,
kehndi sabhna nu good maarning jee,
doweiN hath chhadd cycle bajaundi baRhi ay.
meri nawiN bharjai angrezi paRhi ay!

jaane A B C na jaanay ooRha ji
paani maashki bharan, choohray kooRa ji,
beh jey baar de vichaale daahke moohRa ji,
naal giTh lammi lamkay rasuali gaaTay de.
sauhri rakhdi hameshaN khullay junDay jhaaTay de.

kade phairay na buhaari, painday ghaTay ji,
hath TuTan kade na daane chhatay ji,
maimaN wangraN buli de munh nu chaTay ji,
chhopay ganneyaN de samaan kaagzaN di naRhi ay.
meri nawiN bharjai angrezi parhi ay.

kamm eho je sajan ahilkaaraN nu,
bhalla sanu ki khabar Jatt guwaaraN nu,
ikk thaapa jiha manga liya giyaraN baaraN nu,
ohnu tennisay di game da ziyada khiyal jiha.
jaani phaRh'ne baTairay, ghare la lia jaal jiha.


kade sewiaN pakaawe kade khir nu,
munhoN bhondo keh balaundi mere vir nu,
saidda kaana na pasind, siyal Heer nu,
booT chauNkay te chaRhaa te, maaN bathera laRhi ay.
meri nawiN bharjai angrezi paRhi ay.

buDhay sauhray koloN kardi an ohlay ji,
pehlaN seetiyaN vajaawe pichhoN bolo ji,
lai ke ppaalish nauhvaN da nauNh te dolay ji,
meri maaN da khandi pakkeya na parshaada jiha.
laal bull kutteyaN da murdaar kahda jiha.